#distortion-tribal-luis

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# <@&1414011075980169336>

Welcome to your Distortion Tribal.

!parchment

You can find this season's parchment [here!](https://discord.com/channels/1413999322676203602/1414273516014010509/1432082170880463028)

As a reminder, you cannot vote for yourself. You each get one vote.

Submit your votes by tomorrow at 9PM EST. The player with the most votes will return to the game!

In the event of a tie, there will be a live Tiebreaker competition. You must be here to participate in the challenge!

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# OPENED

hi guys

Hello

If your name is anyone other than Robynn or Luis I'm probably not voting you, the other two you're free to try and convince me to vote you

Noted 📝

Also I'm hearing that Drew is currently being hyped which is like ???

Do i get your vote 😭

Lying ends games as they say 🥀

Huh

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Buckle up’

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And youre not going back so good flex

And yes Drew supremacy 🩷🩷🩷

we luv drew out here

Ok?

rate the fit chatters

As hype as the blue lock poster in the back honestly

Tuff

Ore is so fun to troll

comfy

<@&1414011075980169336> why should u return to the game come on let’s do a firepit pitch boys and girls … also where are u leaning

you could tell your confs but thats boring

I won't bother trying to return since like 2/3rds of the people here hate me/would never want me back

I just hope whoever returns shakes up the game in an impactful way

thank you oar ❤️

Of course Chris10

that sounds too similar to chris blue

There is an entire different word there 😭

That's like saying every Chris is chris blue

ok fair

ore fuck marry kill

chris blue
chris chan
chris columbus

that is actually diabolical 😭

this might be the most impossible fmk

Triple kill 🗣️

Or I kill myself and save myself the trouble

yeah you might need to kill yourself in that situation

Fuck Chris Blue
Marry Christopher Columbus
Kill Chris Chan

bro had an answer 😭

i do think killing chris chan is probably objectively the right thing to do here

It came down to me that I could stomach the thought of making physical contact with the other Chrises but not Chris Chan

And Columbus probably had more money than Blue

Its objectively the correct answer

That said I would take killing myself first before any combination of the three

this is a good way to look at it

I pretty much explained here

Well look

I feel like I got a shot

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# 3/7 votes

Rip

Wouldnt it be crazy if the most deserving person went bCk

I actually made a list

Days ago

As to why i should

But knew it would’nt happen lolllll

This tribal format is just kinda disatvantageous to prejurors in general lmao

LOL

IK BC I WON ALL THE COMPS TECHNICALLY BDIEHD

but luis gets 2 free votes

Cuz everyone here has talked to eachother more than they have with you

Guys who wants to see my list

Derek V is actually on jury 🤓 ☝️

Well my top 3 allies are still in

😭

As in people who have been voted out prejury

WHY I SHOULD RETURN:

- My top 3 allies are ALL still in the game so I think I would have a good shot at making a deep run.
- The 2 people responsible for my vote off are both still in (kebab got to go back) so I want to go back and get REVENGE.
- I had the best time on the return comp but Kebab got to go back only because of an advantage.
- I was idoled out at F18 and looked sus because i was at work for 13 hours and could not communicate .
- I have been here fighting the longest for a chance to return.
- I had the best time by far on the challenge I was voted out at because my tribe held me back

DONT YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE DEREK V YELL AT YOUR FAVS

I MEAN YOUR OPPS

Kebab and Woofley don't need you in to get their ass cooked bro they're already in deep shit after I went home 😭

AND

I WANNA GONEND THEM

chat

she was inavtive as fuck

Just vote for me

And IDOLED ME OUT

Just

Do me

like the nerve

W persona music

Yall van experience. Derek v crashout

Bro for the 100th time I am NOT A HOMOSEXUAL

NO one asked

This joke was funnier when I was 17 gg

for your fucking input ore

Okay locking my vote for not you then gg

Are you 18 nownwtf

Granoa

Grandpa

Derek

Do we reallt wanna talk about grandpas here

Really now

JUst vote for me

I show a pocture of my pet

anyone can do that

Also guys I am glad to finally get a vacation from this org so I will say I have locked in my vote

look at this lil cutie pie

Nobody try and get me to vote them half of your arguments are the last thing I wanna hear anyways 😭

If pet pictures were the game winner I’d have 20 votes rn

Yes bc then the convo will be about me 😍

VOTE FOR ME BOZO

IM COMING TO EGYPT

But

We played brawl stats

Stars

Undeniably bond

Imma do one last fucking push

# PLEASE VOTE FOR ME, I PLAYED ONE BAD ROUND WHICH COST ME, I HAVE STILL GOOD ALLIES WHICH I HOPE I COULD USE THOSE AND GET BACK WHOEVER I WANT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

have you ever seen

the video of this guy begging a girl to be his girlfriend

No

My only thing with that nub is

Like

It’s like

You got to play the game😭 the rest of us got pagonged/idoled out (or are derek) by your alliance so thats really my only issue with your pitch you got to play the game while you and your allies continually shut us down

There’s a better video to reference here

"Hey Nub who are you voting it's me jessica or drew"
"Idk 😦"
10 minutes later
"Hey Nub I know you're unsure but like if you wanna make a move or something just let me know I'm willing to go with it"
"Wtf are you on about its OBVIOUSLY a drew vote"

I’m video hunting rn

I’m finding this video

what’s that guys @

joking i have a man

HELP

I got idoled out by my allies too

LMFAOOOOO

BHANUUUU

I can’t find it

luis have you seen those tiktoks where the guy gets caught cheating and tries to get their girls back after it’s so funny they have toddler tantrums 😭

yeah

DUE ITS SUCH A FUNNY VDIEO. ITS LIKE

“SOYAR WILL YOU PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND, PLEASEEE PLEASEEE.”

And she’s like ignoring him and hes like legit on his knees begging g

Have you two seen this one

YES LMAOO

lowk as someone who’s been cheated on and also cheated both ends r losing ends

wait what as your context for cheating like if you don’t mind me asking because i actually do think it’s valid sometimes

that’s a crazy hot take but

we were on like a almost two month break and it legit looked like there was a solid 10% chance of us getting back together 90% chance we weren’t

There’s a lot more to the story but I’m not sharing all that

Though I will say- even during a break and it happens you guys will feel insane amounts of guilt so just DO NOT DO IT

2 month break is wraps man

THATS WHAT I SAID

APRIL-JUNE BREAK ANS WE GOT BACK TOGETHER FOR JULY ANS THEN BOOM OVER

LIKE WAS I NOT JUTIFIED

i mean if you’re having a break for 2 months fundamentally

it’s just not gonna work

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???

we were broken up not like a break

oh

fair

i think we did have a week break at one point tho

but a 2 month break is like

pack it up

see I’m justified

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am i crazy for saying that

If you wanna cheat just

Break up and then do what you want

I don't think that's that difficult tbf 😭

i’ve cheated back 100x worse

like you know when someone cheats on you you’d usually just leave them but i prefer the psychological damage route so i have cheated back on them 100x worse

ppl they know closely

(:

does that make me insane

Ehh revenge isn't something that tastes sweet to me

Not that far LMAO I just don't think it's right but I guess it's your choice to make

Regardless the person you cheated on has no right to complain if they did it first

listen after GETTING cheated on sometimes you just have to cheat back to get even

idk if i get cheated on the cousin or sibling getting a call unfortunately

fio gets it

Why get even though just

Leave them be

They're asses do you really wanna replicate an ass

its hard to explain but it sort of offsets a balance, you feel like you have to reclaim what was taken from you and get even

for me it’s like cheaters usually don’t have the capacity to recognize what they did was wrong or they just don’t want to accept it so by cheating back with someone they know like a family member they understand firsthand why it’s wrong

🤷‍♂️ I get it I just have never experienced that feeling for a lot of things

I usually get even only because that's how people are supposed to act but as an idea I find it dumb

im just a very angry person thats why i look at shit the way that i do

If I'm hurt I've already been hurt and I don't enjoy hurting others

😔

Yeah It's valid I just don't see it that way

you probably have a lot more emotional maturity than i do lol

cheating is alright if you get to clap dat’

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I mean you're trying to teach a cheater which is already a tall order

Okay nvm gg

That’s a take

Who else is even here

ik it’s a hot take lol

i have always been one for vigilante justice

like for example if someone i love got hurt or killed by someone else i’d handle it myself

i’m not waiting on a terrible justice system

lol

Yeah I’m kinda the same

Vigilante justice isn't perfect either

Unfortunately

If we lived in a world where the only system was vigilantes then people would kill eachother left and right

well yeah it sucks but like if someone hurt or killed my child for example i would be taking matters into my own hands 😭

I mean it is what it is though

And then get put into jail for it 😭 it's unfortunate but that doesn't solve the issue in it end

One time a kid beat up one of my little brothers and I beat tf out of him

yep this is how it should be handled imo

If you can fight then fight that’s how I view it

I used to fight everyone though when I was younger

if it’s not handled that way then your little brother would just continue to be beat up

I’m a pacifist now- I just do psychological abuse instead

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we cannot rely on the established systems to resolve things in a fair manner

sometimes people just need a good ass whooping y’all LMAOO

retweet

I mean

Say someone kills someone else

That person's family member would go and kill that person

Then a family member of the person killed would clap back

Blood line war

Then it would end in like 10 or 15 people dead over a single murder

I like it

Seems fair

💀

worth it to me ngl

BLOODLINE WAR IS CRAZY

LMFAOOO

Yeah I'm just

Gonna back off of this convo this is not worth the effort 💀

if someone killed my child and i killed them that’s worth it to me ngl no matter what happens i got justice 😂 yk

Your child is still dead and now you're in prison for it

listen all im saying is when i have kids and if they get bullied the other kid's dad better knock some sense into his kid or i'd knock some sense into that guy

it’s still worth it to me ngl

What victory is that 😭

Yeah that I can understand

As obnoxious and egotistical as I am, Fio can vouch I’m insanely selfless towards loved ones

Just

Not the murder part 💀

The death of a child murderer!

You just gotta be sneaky abt it

luis spits in the food he prepares for his little brothers btw

i’d rather sit in prison over it than have my dead child not have justice for the rest of my life and in their death idk

i think i saw him poison his dog's water supply once

also obviously you would try not to get caught ideally

you don’t just bludgeon ppl in broad daylight

😭

yeah its like planning a blindside

Exactly

you cant let your tribemates leak the plan

LOL

Me when I write #bigmove with the remains of my enemies at the crime scene

(Resume building)

WOAH RHATS MT DAUGJTER

I’d never do that to Miss Julie

Bro is waiting for the afterlife to show his ftc speech I'm dead 😭

laughed in real life congrats +5 returning votes to cameron

#BLINDSIDE

a close friend of mine played an LRG with rizo

he lives in yonkers he's like

scarily local

tommy sheehan and tom westman r both more local tho

ive met both of them just casually out

That’s insane

What he meant to say is that I tend to eat lesser amounts of food so my little brothers could have more

I just saw this

Omd

they call me stud-muffin now

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im jealous of you

there’s no org players in cali or at least if there is they’re all in like

you know south

Cristen complaining about small things like "oh there are no org players in my city" try being egyptian

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I will never ever meet up with anyone in this community

hugs yeah you might be the only one

Me neither

wait actually no

Apparently there are loke

One or two others

I have not seen either tho

there’s some dude i hosted in orgphelia named mumin who was egyptian i think but he was weird and inactive

Ive met up with two people from online

one being the ex I cheated on during the whole break and fucking <@803370186048667669> being the other

We went one a nice Disney date

wait you haven’t met fio 💀

no

that might change next year if I go back to my OG state for a bit

maybe I’ll do a lil drive to him

what’s crazy is there are a huge amount of dutch ppl like deadass ive met more belgian org players than california

u know ur gonna see me soon lulukins

youre not NOT seeing me when i visit florida

australia and nz have a lot of org players too like how there are 5 of you

oh true when r u coming down here

GRRRR

over my spring break

Joe’s coming down here in January supposedly

i'l dm u more deets when the trip is finalized

all the european org players are from either ireland united kingdom poland or belgium

that’s it those 4

😭

have you guys met african org players

wait ali was south african right fio

I’ve only played in 5 orgs overall

I got 1 win

and it was in like 2020

I don’t try to make connections from org community

just bcuz I’ve heard this community has a weird fucking ton of ppl

i dont remember ive not talked to that man since 2022

i think he was south african lol

oh wait kenny is literally african bye

morocco that is in africa right

i think i’ve seen ppl from iraq play orgs

Fio and Rainy gave me this mindset btw

rainy is part of the problem btw

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what is rainy’s deal ngl

it’s

idk

their my friend so I’ll be nice

bro switched up on fio one day

hate me cuz they aint me

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dog so spoiled my parents debating on getting her a mini coach

bro r we fr??

guys I just saw a snap memory

I let myself go

all that bonchon and Chinese food

man im the opposite

my snap memories will be from like 3 years ago today and im a fucking whale tublard

I think I gained like

15-20 lbs

generally a glutton

me in march 2023 🐷 😭😭😭

me like last month maybe

like omg 😭

w journey tho no?

<@586877333248540676> this shit is wild im so glad u barely knew me LMFAOOO

yes

i also kept the tits so yay

usually the first thing to go when you lose weight not for me i guess

i BEEN knew u girl

come on henny

did you know me when i was actually fat LOL

the twelve jokes were crazy

dont act like you didnt insert yourelf into my love life in march 2023

yes LMFAOO

ITS BEEN THAT LONG

yes cristen

i crafted worlds worst relationship

time's arrow moves on

Fio can vouch tho

I was a hunk

MOSTLY QHEN I WAS BLONDE

blonde luis was a different breed

I think I had a roster of girls

all e-girls btw

blonde luis 😭

i had a blonde phase

lord

don’t do that again

I can’t send one of the photos but I can send this one

when i was blonde

i’m like 10 here mind you

holy chub ur going in a sim

there’s still time to delete bro

LMFAOOO

bro

u look like

u definitely

ykw I’ll be nice

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Bro this picture makes me feel like I'm the one who went blond from this pic 😭

that’s actually like

the perfect way to describe it

i hope you guys get kirk’d

WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK

OMG

ICON

Whats a love life

Wait

Whats the vote count💀

When is votes due

10pm

but if we vote early could we have a early tribal ? <@586877333248540676>

Early tribal vietnam flashbacks

No early tribals after last cycle

Ban them

<@586877333248540676> if another tribal happens early this season I wil enact the vigilante system

LMFAO

ore....

one more early tribal isnt gonna kill you

# 5/7 votes

THE FIRST ONE ALREADY KILLED ME

💀

holy fuh

I thought we’d be at like 3/7

I thought id be 6/7.

sorry robynn

but thats a 1 minute timeout.

I'm switching my vote to Luis gg

Actually the worst fail I have ever seen

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Noooooo

I meant 4/7 or something

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-look-the-other-way-look-away-awkward-weird-gif-17246188

No you heard what she said

I will forgive you

If you can name me the funniest number

Hint it ends with a 9

If you get this wrong I will make sure you do not come back

One of these

9, 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69, 79, 89, 99,
109, 119, 129, 139, 149, 159, 169, 179, 189, 199,
209, 219, 229, 239, 249, 259, 269, 279, 289, 299,
309, 319, 329, 339, 349, 359, 369, 379, 389, 399,
409, 419, 429, 439, 449, 459, 469, 479, 489, 499,
509, 519, 529, 539, 549, 559, 569, 579, 589, 599,
609, 619, 629, 639, 649, 659, 669, 679, 689, 699,
709, 719, 729, 739, 749, 759, 769, 779, 789, 799,
809, 819, 829, 839, 849, 859, 869, 879, 889, 899,
909, 919, 929, 939, 949, 959, 969, 979, 989, 999

Okay

You're factually not wrong

So I guess the robynn vote sticks

Aw shucks

Wait thats a funny way of spelling derek

guys he fell asleep finally

now that my nephew is sleeping I’m napping

Gn

Gl 🩷

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How badly do each of you want to re enter this game?

1 million dollars on the line

This grants you a second chance of that dream that is winning Fiovivor

For some of you, this may be more than a second chance in the game

Dallas I love you

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I believe the votes are now 6/7

they’re not and kys get timed out for 5 minutes

<@586877333248540676> time out

Are they 7/7

bet

<@&1414011075980169336> Two hours left.

Guys we dont need to drag it out😢

<@1309916329628668035> <@906324267510145134> who do I need to vote to tie it

I believe me atp,

Luis has his two votes, David
I have Ore(?) Derek (?)

And yeah that all the votes for me or Luis right? Idk who nub is voting tbf

vote me fr

I’m gonna drag this out

I’m kidding

I’m hope yall voted me but either way

I’m proud of this game and this will probably be my last org and it was fucking awesome

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# I have the votes…

FIo check subs

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???

why are you waiting until the very last minute to change your vote

SORRY

you could not have done that at a more inconvenient fucking time

I thought I had until 9 :((

SORRY

never again

Okay I have the votes! (for real this time)

You want to see your name on these parchments. The player with the most votes will return to the game.

As a reminder, there will be nine parchments in the urn tonight as two of them come from reward wins.

Let’s begin.

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First vote

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Second votr

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Third vote

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Fourth vote

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Fifth vote

Thank you derek

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1-1-1-1-1

this is mad

I swaer if luis wins with 2 votes LOL

That’s one vote Robynn, one vote Luis, one vote Derek V., one vote Nub, one vote David.

Four votes left.

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Sixth vote

Luis

...

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Seventh vote

Pls not me I don’t wanna go back

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2-2-1-1-1?

That’s now two votes Derek V., two votes Luis, one vote Robynn, one vote Nub, one vote David.

Two votes left.

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oh we might tie

Eighth vote

please

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WHO THE FUVCK

WHAt the fuck

Me

david WHY

It’s funny

That’s now three votes Luis, two votes Derek V., one vote Robynn, one vote Nub, one vote David.

funny looking

David that’s goat behavior , love ya’ brother

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# Ninth and final vote, and our player returning to the game…

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# <@906324267510145134> WINS HIS WAY BACK INTO THE GAME!!!!

LETS GO

Yall fucking idolits

MARK MY WORDS, NEXT TIME WE ALL MEET WILL BE ME SITTING IN THE FTC SEATS

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Alright.

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